I’ve not issued hundreds of warnings today and no one complained.
So that’s where it’s gone! Put it back in the barrel, the goat’s looked everywhere for it. 
You didn’t issue enough warnings today.
OK, that was easy.
Actually, he has his own truncheon and jackboots, which is part of why we selected him.
On the other hand, you may find that slapping people around with a squid may also be effective, depending on the size of the squid.
Being our resident ornithologist, do you use a Dead Parrot or a Rubber Chicken?
and of course, as a field biologist, your jackboots are wellingtons, instead.
One of my Professor’s rule of Rubber boots: *No matter how high your boots- knee, hip or chest- you will always go into muck one inch deeper.
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It’s not the size of your squid-it’s the potency of your ink.
Slacker.
Second.