And if you rub the coat long enough, it becomes a three-piece suit

Ayesha, I thought this little gem needed a home of its own.

::rubbing his windbreaker frantically::

::blushing while taking a bow::
I’d like to thank all the little people, on this board who have helped to warp my mind since the day I came here.

ChiefScott, it only works if the jacket is made of moose schlong skin.

I know you aren’t really rubbing your jacket, you are playing with your boob.

Ayesha - Lioness

There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine
(Thomas A. Edison)