And in other news, fish can drive cars

Israeli researchers have apparently taught goldfish to drive cars.

Those robots with fishtank heads are getting closer and closer!

There’s something very fishy about this story. But I won’t carp on it.

Do they fuel up at a Shell station?

Oh, they’ll never admit it, but you just know where they got the idea:

Or maybe on QI years ago

Fish aren’t the only ones who can drive. Here’s an orangutan driving a golf cart and another of dogs driving a Mini.

That goldfish has got to be a fluke.

I’ll bet you think you’re finny.

^ Orange you being a little Roughy on him?

No, it was a successful experiment - just on a very small scale.

A. J. Carmichael!