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You know what I love about you, LOUNE? You never dick us around. I can go into your thread entitled ‘‘And Now, A Video About a Huge Potato Gun’’ and trust that I am, indeed, going to see potato projectiles fired out of a gun. This kind of consistency is refreshing in today’s crazy world.
I got dicked around. Site blocked. Guess I’ll have to wait till this evening to see the awesome. 
Whoa. That thing can blow holes in plywood and destroy particle board. If he were to ever blow away a burglar with it, could the police claim it was an unregistered firearm and arrest him?
No, ma’am. No foreplay. Straight to the penetration. Car wrecks and action, baby. No plot, no love interest, just chase.
Oh, come on, you can’t fool me that easily. I saw the Hamster Eating Popcorn on a Piano.
Like I said. All action, all day, baby.