I just watched a chunk of Britain’s Got Talent (I think it was some kind of extra show) that had a mime.
A middle aged female mime.
A middle aged female Christian mime.
She comes out on stage, they ask her what she does, she explains that she’s mime unlike any mime they’ve seen before: a Christian mime. What’s a Christian mime? She plays a Christian song and mimes to the words.
Okay. Fine. Do it, we’ll mock it, next.
But…the music doesn’t work! It worked yesterday…
Simon: Could you hum it?
Well, I could sing it…
Alright, sing it then.
Which is how I found myself watching a Singing Christian Mime and wondering why no one in the video seemed to appreciate the fundamental ludicrousness…not of the Christian Mime-ness…but of
ASKING A FUCKING
Really, a singular moment in televised idiocy.