Suggested by this thread and a discussion of Top Gun therein.
What I’m looking for is simple enough. Confining yourself to stories lacking any overt homosexual relationships, what are the gayest movies you can think of? (For purposes of this thread, “gay” includes “lesbian.”)
300, what do i win? 
Going for the obvious – The 300?
ETA: The all too obvious, it seems.
300 is the first one that came to mind. I didn’t name it in the OP for four reasons:
The only overtly sexual acts in the movie (Leonidas making love to his wife and that wife later being raped (or blackmailed into submission–Mrs. R. & I have argued about this point) are heterosexual. Seems to me that the gayest movie ever would have the main character abstaining from hetero sex.
It’s too damn obvious.
Now that I think about it, there were only those two reasons.
When 300 came out, someone (I think at Slate?) described it as being both homophobic and homoerotic at the same time…
I don’t see the homophobia. Care to explain?
Has anyone else seen Bound?
Bits & pieces. Don’t the two leads actually become lovers? Perhaps I should have written “the most COVERTLY homoerotic movie ever” to make my meaning clear.
All the dissing on the Athenians.
“Messenger: All that God-King Xerxes requires is this: a simple offering of earth and water. A token of Sparta’s submission to the will of Xerxes.
King Leonidas: Submission? Well that’s a bit of a problem. See, rumor has it the Athenians have already turned you down, and if those philosophers and, uh, boy-lovers have found that kind of nerve, then…”
There was more, but a quick google doesn’t turn it up.
Lord of the Rings trilogy.
According to fandom… all of them, apparently. :dubious:
Well, I think 300 is clearly the winner, but I’ll mention Flash Gordon.
Isn’t She Great. The story of Valley of the Dolls author Jacqueline Susann, starring Bette Midler, Nathan Lane, and David Hyde Pierce, and written by Paul Rudnick (who also wrote In & Out). You can’t get gayer (or campier) than that.
The Passion of the Christ 
Top Gun, obviously.
The new Casino Royale with Daniel Craig as James Bond is pretty homoerotic.
Note to self: Under no circumstances should one do a Google image search for “Daniel Craig” if SafeSearch is turned off. Especially at work.
Everybody, I just tried it, and Terminus is right. Well, about the not-doing-it-at-work part, anyway.
Murder by Numbers
The characters were loosely based on Leopold and Loeb.
It was the inimitable Dan Savage. He put an abbreviated version at the end of his syndicated column, Savage Love, that week. The Onion’s AV Club and many alt weekly papers run the column. A commenter at Slate mentioned it.
Sadly, now that I think about it, I remmeber having similar thoughts when I watched the movie. I’d simply forgotten.