And the niggers will rise up against the porch monkeys

What you are and are not offended by is your own business.

But if you think that calling someone a cracker and calling someone a nigger are equivalent, it says little for your intelligence.

And this thread doesn’t need a parody thread.

You mean my first “pitting” here after 12 years isn’t even a real pitting? Goddammit!

L.A. Dodgers.

[QUOTE=Louis CK]
Ughh…ruined ma day. You shouldn’t have called me a cracker! Takes me back to…owning land and people. What a drag.
[/QUOTE]

Link NSFW

Nah! It will be the Indianapolis Indians, since it is being held in their home town.

Ritz or Nabisco Saltines?

Discuss.

Fuck both 'dem crackers!

Notice how cracker bigots aways leave out Triscuit. Rather telling, don’t you think?

Dead honky.

Graham crackers.

Aaaaaand, scene.

Bonus points for the Richard Pryor shout out.
:smiley:

Have you ever tried to explain Graham crackers to a non-American/Canadian? It was very difficult to describe s’mores to a group of Ozzies.

Stop taking it personally when people say cracker and honky. It’s the abuse of the word retard that should be offending you.

Call me when white people are oppressed, you cracker headed redneck honky

Poor whites are, at least to some extent, so that takes out ‘cracker’ and ‘redneck’ right there.

A Graham cracker is “a rectangular digestive biscuit”, a s’more is a “digestive-biscuit & melted-marshmallow sandwich”

I don’t tip fat waitresses.

Regards,
Shodan

…unless they declaw their cats.