And the nominees for this year's Chicken Little Award are...

[Punoqllads]

Regarding pharmacists not only refusing to fill birth control pills prescribed by a doctor, but also refusing to pass on the prescription to one that will…

Brauer told Reuters she believes doctors will eventually begin ordering women to abort disabled children, or refuse to treat them after birth.

“They’ll force women to kill their children … It will be like China. It’s the next logical step,” she told Reuters.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/POLITICS/04/14/prescription.bill/index.html

Anyone else have any good ones?

[cuauhtemoc]

You know, if they allow gays to marry, then someday you personally will be forced at gunpoint to marry a dog.

[FairyChatMom]

Even a gay dog?!?!?!? :eek:

[cuauhtemoc]

Straight children will be forced to marry gay dogs of the same sex as themselves. Upon turning 18, they will be divorced from those dogs and forcibly married to transgendered dogs.

[Punoqllads]

@cuauhtemoc

You know, if they allow gays to marry, then someday you personally will be forced at gunpoint to marry a dog.

You won’t be forced at gunpoint because guns will have been made illegal. Except for criminals. For them, guns will be legal. And politicians.

But I repeat myself.

[JohnT]

Well, there was the one about the Iraqis not voting because they were afraid of the insurgents.

[Punoqllads]

Bah, humbug. That one there’s actually a rational train of thought behind it. Insurgents’ propaganda making many citizens believe that this one vote will be risking their lives. C’mon, something outRRRRRRAgious.

Big business slipping quid to politicians will force the closure of all small businesses engendering a new era of capitalism-enforced feudalism where the common citizen will have to sell their future babies’ organs to themselves survive.

[JohnT]

@Punoqllads

Bah, humbug. That one there’s actually a rational train of thought behind it. Insurgents’ propaganda making many citizens believe that this one vote will be risking their lives. C’mon, something outRRRRRRAgious.

Big business slipping quid to politicians will force the closure of all small businesses engendering a new era of capitalism-enforced feudalism where the common citizen will have to sell their future babies’ organs to themselves survive.

Well, yeah, the Big Biz one is good… but the OP mentioned “this year” so I was thinking “current events”, not the same old conspiracy theories we’ve been hearing since the birth of Standard Oil, hell, since the birth of the Hudson Bay Corporation.