And there was much rejoycing (wow, I'm so enthused)

Wow, my 311[sup]th[/sup] post. Yea. I’m so happy, I could dance. 311 posts and still going.

Though maybe not, if the SDMB does have to start charging for membership. It’s not that I don’t want to be be here, I love this place. It’s just, as a minor, I doubt that there is a way for me to pay for membership. My parents have no problem with me being here, though I seriously doubt that they would pay for me to be a part of this wonderful group.
So, goodbye, but only if SDMB decides to charge for membership. I say we just clear out all of the old old old old, the old old old, the old old, and the old threads, and only leave the inportant ones like the Ask the Muslim Guy threads. That way, the Chicago Reader won’t have to pay for all of this bandwidth.

Or would they, and I’m just a complete moron who knows nothing about this type of thing?

There was much rejoicing among the peasants.
Then Anubis achieved 311 posts!
And the peasants rejoiced…
Then the prince came in and killed the evil PayForSDMB Man.
And the peasants rejoiced.