Has anyone ever delivered a baby hippopotamus? I hear it can be one of the most exquisite joys of life.
By delivered, do you mean:
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Given birth to
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Assisted the mama hippopotamus
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delivered via FedEx or common carrier?
No, he wants to know if any of us has ever removed the liver from a baby Hippo. No, not in my case. 
Tell you what - you bend over, I’ll shove one up your ass, and you can describe the joy of having it come back out.
… was someone talking to me?