Animal smarts, and your opinion about these dolphins.

I was prompted by a GQ thread to post a link to this article about animal intelligence. It is genuinely fascinating and enlightening, and portrays all kinds of animals as far more intelligent than we ever believed possible. If you explore all the content related to the article, including video extras and photos, you will discover some cool stories, including one about clever octupuses (pi? I never know) sneaking out of their tanks at night to go eat fish in other tanks, then sneaking back home to their own.

But one part of the article talked about our old smartypants pals, dolphins. It’s a long article, here’s the part that I wanted to ask others about - a little internal trimming done, all of it is found at the end of the article. I’ve bolded the parts that are important to my question:

Here’s my point-question: From the information in this article, isn’t it thoroughly obvious that dolphins absolutely do have language, and isn’t it almost as obvious that the researcher is denying it unreasonably, probably because he feels he would be laughed at, or because in spite of appreciating dolphin intelligence finds it overwhelming to think that they could actually be sophisticated enough to have true language?

And, if you disagree with my conclusions, can you offer an explanation for how the dolphins could create a trick and perform it simultaneously, if not by discussing with each other first in Dolphinspeak?

Given nothing but the information in this article, it seems obvious that they have to have some form of communication.

I heard a comment on NPR that indicated that dolphins actually name each other. This is a tad lateral to your question, I just wanted to mention it. I think they have language, I think we have basically no idea what is really going on with dolphins. This planet is mostly water, and they don’t seem to be trying to wipe out their own kind on the other side of it… they just may be far, far ahead of us…

Neither are tuna. They must be far more advanced than us!

Interesting read, what is the link to the original article?

Well they are the second most intelligent life form on the planet, after the white mice.

I once swam with wild, totally untrained dolphins in the Red Sea off of Egypt. (Yes, it was pretty much the highlight of my life.) They were very obviously extremely intelligent. They played with us, coming right up to us and then darting away before we could touch them, over and over again.

Dolphins are amazing. I’d be surprised if they didn’t have some means of communication.

Oops. Sorry, thought I’d put it in.

Animal Minds National Geographic, March 2008

How would you go about teaching a dolphin, “create?” That seems pretty cool.

I never doubted that dolphins are smart and could communicate well. What freaked me out was seeing a video of a researcher going down in a shark cage with a group of Humbolt squid. For some reason. I always thought that squid were like more solid jellyfish. Nothing could be further from the truth. They are extremely intelligent and ruthless. They also have the ability to communicate by flashing light and no one understands that.

It annoys me that nobody bothers to teach these animals (or, rather, try to bridge the communications gap with) any abstract terms. Show them a video (since they apparently can grasp what goes on in a video) of a bunch of dolphins saving a human from sharks, or protecting an injured whale, etc., then flash a new symbol representing “altruism.” Right now, all they’re doing is teaching pre-K language concepts, but if they dared to push the envelope a bit…

It’s been my impression that most scientific research is limited to concrete experiment and observation without much abstract interpretation. For sure that’s the way the textbooks usually read. But IANAS (yet) and I’d love to be proven wrong.

That said, what has been discovered so far is really fascinating! I had heard that cetaceans have shown intelligence but didn’t know to what degree. Really challenges the belief that humans are inherently set apart from other animals.

I’ve done that too, and at first I was truly, jaw-droppingly astounded.I was convinced that the dolphins approached me because they were trying to , well,…tell me something
But then my amazement level dropped, when I realized that these animals were doing something I’ve seen other animals do: they were acting just like pet dogs.

We feel amazed–but only because dolphins live in water, which is a foreign envrionment for us humans, and we are not used to seeing intelligent fish. If dolphins were land animals, we would keep them as house pets, and not be so amazed.
Dolphins are probably no more intelligent than monkeys, but harder to train because they live in water. We don’t feel amazement when seeing a trained monkey use a tool, or a trained dog leading a blind person. But watching a dolphin “play fetch” fires our imaginations.

It’s neat, it’s fascinating…but it’s not entirely logical. Maybe we’re just playing our part in a “stupid human trick” for dolphin late-night TV.