Animals have privacy rights?

So, what else is new? . . . Oh, yes, The Washington Post requested some veterinary records from the National Zoo and. . .

The mind boggles. I don’t dare ask further about zookeeper-animal relationships lest I be sent to the Gitmo zoo.

Sooooooo…can I have that possum who keeps going through my garbage arrested for invading my privacy?

Only if you are a personal friend of Mr. Ashcroft