Another brilliant idea from my brain

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

The only animals that are going to survive on earth are domesticated ones. Therefor we need to begin a crash program to domesticate every animal species.

Every individual human will be furnished with breeding pairs of randomly selected animals. They will also receive some basic instruction on genetics, and a cattle prod.

This is gonna be tough. There are going to casualties on both sides. Seriously, how is a 3 year old supposed to housebreak one adult leopard, let alone two?

FYI, this is the 4 AM brilliance of my brain.

2

I’ve always wanted a domesticated rhinoceros. I’d ride it to work, even down the highway. Some damn yuppie in a Lexus won’t let me merge? Well, fuck you buddy, I’m on a rhino.

3

I’ve always wanted to train a sloth to be much more slothful. Except when it comes to doing my laundry. Then I’d pretend I was a predator to make it move faster. Well, to make it move.

4

My belated apologies for casting such an aspersion.

5

You wish. Odds say most of us get a beetle, or some other bug.

6

Most of you will get Beetles or Bugs? That makes it too easy. My Rhino will crush your Volkswagons.

I think I’ll name him Bob.

7

Yeah, well my luck/odds are I will get the rhinoceros since I live in a 140sqft room.

It’s that or I’ll get spiders ((shudder)):eek:

8

I’ll take the Smew.

9

I’ve always wanted a margay. Or possibly a clouded leopard.

10

I’ll take an aye aye, thanks. Keep the cattle prod!