My wife plays bowls and she told me some while ago that the majority of the old people “pass wind” when they bend down to bowl the ball or wood as it used to be called.
I came up with the idea of a little hollow “T” piece where the base of the “T” could be inserted into the rectum allowing gas to escape without the embarrassing rasping noise. The two shoulders would fit snugly into the crack and stop the devise from being lost forever.
They would have to be a “use one time” disposable item and to stop insects from making an entrance I guess that they could have a small amount of foam fitted inside the T.
I was going to market it as the ultimate “Who Done It”.
AaronX - You could say “why do you not pass solid matter when you pass wind”, but unless you have Delhi Belly, you don’t normally.
All jokes aside, I made one of these and wore it for a couple of days. It was not uncomfortable and it certainly worked extremely well, but I don’t play bowls.
Now, I normally support the “no pics” policy on these boards, but…this post. I can’t handle it. This is precisely why God gave humanity jpegs of Philip J Fry.
Thus far, I have yet to stop an insect wanting to explore, or nest in my arse.
Nay, ne’er have I seen, or felt one or its swarm waiting in silence or abuzz, by the entrance to my exit.
Old people only like things that are made of wood or lavender. So there’s your design fault right there. They do like T - when it’s in a cup; not packed in foam up their blurter.