Another "Common Knowledge or Fascinating Anecdotes... that unfortunately aren't true" Thread

Whenever something unfortunate happens, I can’t resist… well, let me demonstrate…

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I remember when this first happened it was lampooned by comedians and commentators and water cooler pundits, none of whom mentioned the fact that she had to have skin grafting…
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… on her vagina!!! :eek:

tiny Lemming voice ‘‘Oh, no!’’ POP

If I remember correctly (it’s been about a month since I heard the lecture), the dance does tell correct information, but it is wholly coincidental. The bees which surround the “dancing” bee aren’t watching its movements but taking in the scent of the nectar.

Just because the bee is dancing doesn’t mean the other bees are interpreting it.

Heretic! There are no Sunsoft levels in the original!

Me too! Fun episode.

Oddly, I always picture Phil Silvers as Polonius, although he was the producer in the episode, and Mr Howell played Polonius… Funny the way the brain works.

Heh–it’s kind of awesome that so many of us remember this episode.

Didn’t the Skipper play Polonius? Though at the end, the producer comes to watch their rehearsals and gets pissed at them for not doing it well, and then he takes over and performs all the roles himself. Maybe that’s what you’re thinking of?

I think Mr. Howell was playing Claudius and Mrs. Howell Gertrude. Ginger was Ophelia, Mary Anne was Laertes, Gilligan was Hamlet, and the Professor got to crank the coconut phonograph.

Ask any member of the so-called “Free Tibet” crowd and they’ll tell you that the Tibetan language is going extinct. The Dalai Lama himself even claimed as much:

http://www.thaindian.com/newsportal/world-news/dalai-lama-warns-near-extinct-tibetans-to-prepare-for-the-worst_100164845.html

However, that doesn’t seem to be the case when the facts are examined:

http://eng.tibet.cn/bibliotheca/tsp/t20061011_166345.htm

Barry Sautman is one of the best authorities on this subject:

Sautman also sought to rebut charges by Tibetan exiles that the Tibetan language is devalued and being replaced by Chinese. “92-94% of ethnic Tibetans speak Tibetan. The only exception is places in Qinghai and Amdo where the Tibetan population is very small compared with the broader population. Instruction in primary school is pretty universally in Tibetan. Chinese is bilingual from secondary school onward. All middle schools in the TAR also teach Tibetan. In Lhasa there are about equal time given to Chinese, Tibetan, and English.” In contrast, Soutman said, “Tibetan exile leaders in India used English as the sole language until 1994 and only became bilingual in 1994. Schools in Tibet promote the Tibetan language more than Indian schools do in ethnic Tibetan areas–in Ladakh, India, instruction is in Urdu, with a high dropout rate from Tibetans, but India is never accused of cultural genocide against Tibetans.”

http://www.international.ucla.edu/article.asp?parentid=2732

Anyone who needs video proof can watch the first episode of the PBS documentary “Eye on China” and see Han Chinese officials struggling to communicate with their Tibetan employees through translators or the cameraman asking a Tibetan woman to read a very simple Chinese billboard and she admitting that she has no idea what it says.

Try to argue that with a patchouli-soaked college kid with a ticket to the Tibetan Freedom Concert, though. You might as well be talking to a brick wall.

1.) This is one that I believe to be false, but have no proof. That indoor/outdoor cats only live 3 - 5 years, and if you let your cat roam outdoors you have given it a virtual death sentence. Simply not borne out by any of the dozens of cats of mine, friends and neighbors I have known. I proclaim it to be FALSE.

2.) That stretching before exercise serves any beneficial purpose whatsoever (unless your exercise consists of stretching, as in ballet or contortionism). Every time I see a jogger warm up by stretching against a tree I mentally mock them.

“Heavens to Hecuba!”

Harold Hecuba, that is.
That was the name of the Phil Silvers character.

Hmm…Probably. I can’t picture anyone but Silvers (and Gilligan as Hamlet), and haven’t seen the episode in something like 20 years, so I could easily be confused about the actual cast.

(And he did sing it eventually? Ah, I’m not confused then, just forgot part of the plot!)

Ah, thanks for that. I haven’t had time yet to review the thread in any depth, but boy, the OP doesn’t really do her cause any favours with her presentation…

Actually, I’m beginning to think it’s probably true for those that still buy into this notion…

I’ve heard this before, but doctors and instructors (army, no less) constantly warn me about the need to stretch for at least 15 minutes before running. What’s the straight dope on this?

Heh. Even for them it’s not true; 90% of your brain consists of glial cells- even the people who aren’t doing much thinking need 'em.

I wonder where the platypus sting would be on that list?

Roughly true. A person should have between two to three liters a day, unless they’re on fluid restrictions (dialysis patients). If the glass contains 12 ounces (and your average glass of water probably doesn’t) then 8 glasses would put you in at about 2,800 ml, or 2.8 liters.

Obviously you don’t HAVE to - you can live happily on much less, and if you drink a coke, you’ll still get some fluid. It’s just a health thing - keeps you from getting constipated, and helps fatigue.

This source agrees with your memory.

Yep. Fundamentally the opposition to the bee dance language theory is based on a theoretical school that claims that behaviors cannot be genetically encoded. As this is a philosophical belief rather than one based on evidence no amount of actual evidence of genetically predestined behaviors in animals, such as dance communication in honeybees, can change their mind.

I have to ask, how the hell do the researchers assess what the bees are “really” doing? It’s not like catching high school students talking, “hey you, the drone down the back. What did I just dance?”

Roughly NOT true. Plus, you’ve just upped the required amount to twelve 8-ounce glasses a day. “Helps stop fatigue”? “Keeps you from getting constipated?” What does that even mean? If you’re not fatigued or constipated, it must be because you drank your water? This drinking 8 8-ounce glasses of water a day is a myth that people have been parroting like idiots for years. Trying to kill a myth like this seems nearly impossible, maybe because people feel so self-righteous spouting it.
Junkfood Science: Wellness water — the 8x8 myth Sorry this is so long, just read until you get the message:

See http://www.nytimes.com/2004/04/27/health/new-thoughts-about-when-not-to-stretch.html I have found that fitness pros are the worst when it comes to updating what they’ve been teaching. They learned one way, and it’s hard for them to change what they’ve been taught and what they’ve believed for so long. My philosophy (NOT scientifically) is that if you like how it feels to stretch, do it, but not because you need it before a run. However, If you are performing exercise where stretching is a part of it, such as ballet or gymnastics, then do it.

Also mass graves were considered hygienic; dump them in, thrown on the lime, cover them up.

To this day Vienna cemeteries are exorbitantly expensive and usually rent graves instead of sell them. John Banner- who played Sgt Schulz in Hogan’s Heroes and died fairly well to do- was buried in his native Vienna for a few years then removed to another cemetery. There is a marker that attests this was where he was buried (picture).