I just gotta get this out of an otherwise funny thread. My apologies to Rayne Man for the unfortunate hijack.
I would really like to know when it became my job to determine if you were brilliant enough to handle the hot coffee I just served you. Seriously, if I refused to sell you a cup of coffee because you just let the door strike you on the nose as you forgot to open it all the way before stepping through, you’d be pitting me for not just giving you what you sashayed so gracefully in for.
Really, I’m only the arbiter of your common sense (or lack thereof) after the fact. If you lack it, it’s your responsibility not to leave the safety of your bubble.
So, to answer your question: would I sell a woman a boiling kettle if you knew she was about to balance it on her lap?
Um, yeah, if I’m paid to sell boiling kettles.
Do I need to recommend that you don’t place that boiling kettle on your lap lest you get horribly burned?
Um, no. Your mama raised you, not me. If you didn’t catch that piece of wisdom, ain’t no way I can get you through life unscathed.
Would I continue to sell boiling kettles if I knew over 700 people had already complained that my kettles burned them?
You betcha if it was earning me a living. I might think that it’s a good thing the lot survived the boiling kettle disaster and take solace in the fact that they’ll never put a boiling kettle in their laps again. Maybe they’ll even teach their kids. Yay for humanity!
You like to think that McD’s was being irresponsible in selling a defective product. Hey, hot coffee is not defective, Einstein. It’s supposed to be that way. It’s no longer palatable to most when it’s cold. That’s why it’s served hot. Just like food. Too hot for you, maybe? Then ask for ice cubes in it. Cools it down fast.
You don’t like Colophon’s analogy? How about a simpler one?
When I get fries from McDonalds I consider myself lucky if they’re piping hot. It means they’re fresh. If they let them sit there under the stupid lamps, the fat congeals and they’re nasty. Yeah, I’ve burned my mouth about a hundred times on the damn things. Mostly, I just curse at myself and then go “ooooh fresh fries! Yum!” I don’t expect McD’s to warn me the fries are hot. They’re cooked at extremely hot temperatures that my tongue can’t handle. It stands to reason. It’s my own damn fault if I get burned due to my impatience. Even dimwits are responsible for their own behavior.
WTF? This is just about the stupidest thing I’ve heard yet. McDonald’s does not cover up its choice of bean with the temperature of the coffee! Crap coffee is crap at any temperature but even more so at colder temps. Great coffee is not so great at colder temps. Science 101: Cooling is a natural tendency for something that no longer heated.
Coffee purveyors DO NOT purposely cool down their coffee to make it taste better. Even the best coffee does not taste its best after sitting around oxidizing. The flavor molecules begin to dissipate the moment its brewed thereby reducing its quality. If anything, McD’s heats their coffee so they don’t have to brew it as often. And, once again, because coffee is normally served HOT! Heating their coffee does make it worse, since you ruin food by continuing to cook something (even at lower temps) after it’s done cooking (or brewing). But their primary motive for ruining their coffee is covering up lousy flavor to begin with is seriously in tin foil hat land.