Came across this ebay auction.
I suppose if you planned to be around a while, it might do your business some good.
Still hasn’t sold or got any bids.
Buy it Now Price: US $2,000,000.00.
D’ya think Tombstone Pizza will put a bid on it? “What do you want on OUR tombstone?”
What better way to take the childrens’ minds of the tragic loss of grandma than by staring during the ceremony at the scantily clad volleyball players slugging back a cool one on the tombstone in the next plot over?
And it’s always a good idea if you’re going to drink beer, make sure to get insurance.
Or is it now that you have insurance, it’s ok to drink beer? I get confused. 
Wow. That is really a good idea, but $2m is a little steep unless you own a high-visibility plot in a prominent cemetary. I wonder if there are any laws against it.