Another Fractured-English Thread

This is too good: It appears to be the cover of some sort of airline job manual, for stewards and … air hostages?? Probably should read “air hostess,” but these days you never know.

Any other examples? Let’s have fresh ones not used before.

I have a rubik’s cube, with tips on the back of the packet on how to solve it. Here is a typical sentence:

Damn. That was hard to type “correctly”

Oh and the formating is terrible too. Pictures and text running through each other like nobody’s business.

engrish.com. It’s funny.

Joe