Another "Lovesick trapeze artist attacks co-worker with bull castration tongs" story

Milossarian · February 17, 2003, 7:11am

DAVEW0071 · February 17, 2003, 12:43pm

Man, I hate when that happens.

FairyChatMom · February 17, 2003, 1:00pm

When tongs are outlawed, only outlaws will have castrated bulls.

Ell · February 17, 2003, 1:07pm

Tongs don’t castrate people, people castrate people.

Eats_Crayons · February 17, 2003, 1:12pm

Clearly, you’ve never seen Night of the Living Tongs.

Coldfire · February 17, 2003, 1:29pm

Moral of the story: 46 year old belly dancers are sluts.

Ethilrist · February 17, 2003, 2:24pm

Yeah, but I think the tongs help.

garius · February 17, 2003, 2:54pm

This is why i never get involved with belly dancers.

London_Calling · February 17, 2003, 3:02pm

That last sentence looks incomplete to me:

… The assailant was convicted of attempted murder and grievous bodily harm. He was also fired from the circus. *
… tent ? … canon, maybe ?

rocking_chair · February 17, 2003, 3:04pm

i love the line: “he was also fired from the circus.” what? he couldn’t keep the act going in his jail cell?

Dr.Rieux · February 17, 2003, 3:45pm

I’m starting to think Austin Powers is right about those circus folk…

Munch · February 17, 2003, 3:46pm

Ah… a tale as old as time itself…

hawthorne · February 17, 2003, 3:47pm

Assault with an oddly flattering weapon.

An eloquent way of suggesting your former lover is a loose woman.

“Trapeze?” “No, clumsy. But they’ll do the job.”

As for those suggesting that “he was also fired from the circus” is an odd way to finish the story, what would you have them do - give him the sack?

DoctorJ · February 17, 2003, 4:59pm

Hey, won’t you play, another lovesick trapeze artist attacks co-worker with bull castration tongs song?

Eats_Crayons · February 17, 2003, 5:25pm

I’m still waiting for the musical.

Eats_Crayons · February 17, 2003, 5:26pm

Way to hit those high notes!..