You will all hate me. Alot.
I graduated last April, and I cheated. Constantly. Tests, papers, projects, you name it.
I’ve paid people to write papers for me. I’ve done the old “download four papers, cut, paste, rearrange sentences and change words.” I took my cousins’ paper she used for her Masters degree and condensed it down to suit my needs.
I’m the lazy guy in the group project. I’ve paid people to do projects for me. I once stole another guys project from off his computer while he was in the washroom. Just put my disk in the computer, and hit save.
In most of the lecture theatres (as most are I’d imagine) the seats got higher towards the back. I looked at other people’s answers. I’m pretty good at recognizing the patterns on the multiple choice answer sheets. If the professor left the room for even a second a friend and I would be sharing.
I’m not proud, but really, is it all that bad? I mean, seriously, do any of the testing methods used in schools reflect anything even remotely resembling reality? In real life, if I don’t know, I can look it up. I can ask for help. In my (albeit short) professional life, I have never been given an assignment, a pen, and an empty room and have a superior tell me “I expect his done in two hours with no outside help.” That’s not reality.
And in the end, is the guy that scores 10% higher than me on an exam going to be a better worker in the real world? Not really. He may know it, but I can find it out. Tests don’t mean squat in the real world.
Writing rigorous papers, yeah, that’s important for some people. Mostly academics. Vie had to do a few reports at work, but my boss doesn’t really care about citing everything. I can picture it now “Hmm, the tech sector was overpriced you say? I’m afraid I’ll need some sources for that.” For the vast majority of people who need to write a report of some kind, the fact is that they don’t care where you got your info from, as long as it’s right.
I’ve never done a real group project at work per se, but if I did I wouldn’t be the lazy one. Work is work. My whole job is basically a series of individual projects, and obviously I don’t pay others to do them for me.
And personally, I don’t think cheaters (who cheat while in school) are scum or rotten or horrible people. I think it’s more in line with reality. University was a training ground for the real world. I think in real life people are alittle sneaky. Rules are bent all the time. Even if you don’t do it, guaranteed someone else is. And you gotta compete with him.
According to school rules, I cheated. Early and often. But most of those rules don’t exist in real life. I’m no less prepared than a non-cheater was, and in some ways better prepared.