So a Religious Righty-Tighty decided it should be legal to shoot homosexuals in the face and so he is going through the process of getting a law on the California ballot.
Read the PDF of it. Some highlights
Part A
Buggery? Really?
Apparently God is a Founding Father because he’s the one that gives us freedom and liberty.
It’s spelled “Gomorrah”
Part B
I missed that part of the Bible where God will kill all of us because of others “buggery”
Part C
I love that you can be expelled from the state. Is this the only law with this as a punishment?
Part E
SCofCA is the only court authorized to rule on the legality, as long as they have a quorum of non-sodomites
Part F
How classic would it be if the author of this proposition bumps against me so I can shoot him in the face for his “attempted buggery”.