Another SOAP thread *OR* Did no one else think of this?

I’m sorry, everyone, I can’t help it. The devil made me do it:

If Johnny Carson were still alive and performing Carnak the Magnificent:

“Snakes On A Plane.”

What do you call the Arizona Diamondbacks on a road trip?

Yes, I’m a bad boy. :wally

Ah. A V.A.D.E., then.