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That’s really freaky. Was it bloody or just the color of straw? It’d be hilarious if there was some freaky midwife out there who like, hid surprises in ladies just after helping them give birth. It’d be like crackerjacks.
I hope I get a decoder ring.
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IIRC, damp straw or dead grass after a rainfall. Remember, this was three weeks after giving birth, I was sleep deprived, a little baby blue and still fairly relieved that the stitches were out and I could sit comfortably again. It wasn’t until the next morning that I even wondered how the stuff got … where it got.
We don’t get no crackerjacks down this end of the planet. Just weird things up the jaxi, apparently. I’m feeling a little worried, since there hasn’t been a chorus of “me too’s”. Perhaps I should have mentioned it to the midwife. Ah well, too late now.