I’m sure sombody had done this before, and I really have no idea why I’m doing it, but
According to Lovecraft’s stories, someday the stars will be right and Cthulhu will rise and destory the world.
My question is:
If Mecha-Streisand(Babs who turned herself into a giant robotic godzilla thing) were there to meet him(it?) and they fought, who would win?
And failing that,
If Cthuhlu fights Batman, who would win?
Well, since Robert Smith, a relatively weak and puny goth, could beat the crap out of Mecha-Streisand, surely the ultimate goth demon thing would be even more successful.
I believe I am also supposed to say “Batman, if he was peppered” without providing any justification.
And what if Batman is salted?
If Batman was salted, I’d imagine he’d shrink like a slug.
Well, Cthulhu can’t drive Mechastriesand to insanity because it’s a robot, or something, and Batman could possibly kill Cthulhu, for he’s PREPARED!
How about Cthulhu vs. Godzilla?
Godzilla causes property damage. Cthulhu eats continents. And any attempt to prepare for a meeting with Cthulhu would result in a downward spiral into madness. OTOH, Batman could easily get one of his super-powered buddies to screw with the stars, preventing Cthuhlu from awakening.
I was originally going to post that, but I figured it had already been done.
I figured since Barbra stresiand is pretty scary on her own, and Cthulhu induces madness…
Wait, doesn’t Cthulhu only eat living things/stuff that WAS living? Or did I miss something?
Well, the fight I was imagining would simply see who’d destroy tokyo first…
Although I’m not sure Godzilla has the intellectual capacity to go insane, so he’d probably scorch Cthulhu’s tentacles.