I think you might be the coolest dude in the condo complex, if you walked around with a t-shirt that read…
Excellent Doper
(Straight)
Mine would be an alternative to that. 
Anyway . . . Hope you had a great Bday, LouisB. You’ve got me beat by 5.5 years, but I already have a walker.
Happy birthday Louis!!
At the ripe young age of 57 I’ve finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: Retired.
You and the other oldsters seem to have already figured that part out. Congrats on doing it right.
Turns out that using this ONE STRANGE TRICK, you can dance without a cane even if you can’t walk without one.