These are my opinions, and I’ll stand by them damn it!!!
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
The Chicken of course.
If you’re a creationist, then God created the chicken.
If you’re an evolutionist, since eggs are laid, you couldn’t have an egg first, because, there was no chicken to lay it. But then if you have a chicken, how did it come into being? It evolved from another species.
If a tree falls in the woods and nobody’s around, does it make a sound?
If sound is defined as the vibration of air, then when a tree falls, it vibrates are. Thus, it makes sound.
As for the irresistible force meeting the imovable object.
I don’t know.
The only thing I can think of is that the irresistible force pushes so hard the they rotates the earth in the opposite direction, thus, having the same effect as if they had moved the imovable object.