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Headquarters said we’re a “Go.”

Sure, as long as you can pay me back by Friday.

Not until you finish your homework.

That’s what this hearing will decide.

Not bloody likely, mate.

I’ll have to ask the girls if they want lunch first.

Yeah, sure, if monkeys fly out of my butt.

Meatloaf and mashed potatoes.

Both Lafayette and Hamilton, but of course Lafayette returned to France at the end of the war.

Do this one in the key of A. Good country key.

I remember all too well.

No, she didn’t mention them.

It’ll be ready in a few minutes.

Just a minute, please, ma’am. He’ll be right with you.

Those are in Aisle 3, about halfway down, and on your right.

Weren’t you listening the first time?

I told him, but it’ll be up to him as to when he gets back to you.

Go four blocks down and turn left at the gas station. Wait, it’s not a gas station anymore, it’s a liquor store. And be sure you turn left just before it, because the street on the other side is a dead end. Go down that street out of town and then about a mile or so until you see the white barn, then count three more dirt roads and turn right on the fourth one. Take that road to the second paved road, that’s state highway 114. Turn left on that and it goes straight to the Turnpike. Oh, you wanted I-94? Let’s start again. Go for blocks down and turn RIGHT at the gas station. . .

You’re not going to wear that, are you?

Black and bitter, of course – the way the gods meant coffee to be drunk.