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Because that’s the way it is, these days.

The War of 1812.

Well, I tried one thing, then another finally it worked.

You have to carry the 7.

It’s down the hall, and on the left.

Five bucks, same as in town.

I did it for Johnny.

OK, but you have to promise not to tell anyone.

You have to be seriously double-jointed to do that.

Some are born with it.

Aardvark.

Well, I don’t really think so at all.

Let me think about it and I’ll get back to you.

I won’t answer that. Ask me something more reasonable.

The Aristocrats!

555-1212.

I’m sorry, this is not a quick question.

Practice.

I think he went that way.

Five-ninety-five, plus tax.