No, there was nothing around before the Big Bang.
Sure! Gin and tonic, please.
I’m with him.
No problem. Head east on Third Avenue to Elm Street. Hang a left and go up a couple of blocks to Fifth Avenue. The place you want will be on the right-hand side, at Fifth and Elm.
You will have to go to Puerto Rico to see it with your own eyes, sir. You may want to start your search in the town of Canóvanas, The creature in this picture kind of looks like it but I’m not sure. Where’s the spines? There should be a row of spines going from the neck of the beast to the tip of its tail. I’m afraid I will have to go with you.
Only on alternate Tuesdays.
because it would go sideways otherwise.
You should hire me because my experience is almost perfectly aligned with the requirements you asked for in your job listing. 
Because I said so!
Cream and sugar, please.
That doesn’t mean what you think it means.
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(wow this 5 character minimum kinda blows)
I make a living.
No, I don’t see what you mean.
About 15 mpg in the city; 21 or so on the highway.
You ask that question one more time and you’re going straight to the principal.
Oh, short answer, “yes” with an “if.” Long answer, “no” with a “but.”
Sometimes you just have to accept things and move on.
Ah, those are in aisle 3.
I’m only here for the beer.