Test post - Go away - Shoo!

We have sodomy and we have a lash, but we are regrettably out of rum.

“From the rooter to the tooter”

My gal’s a high born lady

R = 18
U = 21
M = 13

18+21+13 = 52

52 backwards is 25

25 is 5 squared

5 is a prime number.

1 is the first prime number

So rum is 1.

I’ve been saving this for just such a thread!

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Think of this boring message as a palate cleanser, between courses of more interesting posters.

That’s what she said.

Or maybe an enema bag?

If this was a test I failed.

In a deeper sense, the system failed you.

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It must be a real test; I’m not picturing all of you naked.

We have a really big shoo for you tonight…

You’re really a woman, aren’t you?

Like.

From childhood’s hour I have not been
As others were—I have not seen
As others saw—I could not bring
My passions from a common spring—
From the same source I have not taken
My sorrow—I could not awaken
My heart to joy at the same tone—
And all I lov’d—I lov’d alone—
Then—in my childhood—in the dawn
Of a most stormy life—was drawn
From ev’ry depth of good and ill
The mystery which binds me still—
From the torrent, or the fountain—
From the red cliff of the mountain—
From the sun that ’round me roll’d
In its autumn tint of gold—
From the lightning in the sky
As it pass’d me flying by—
From the thunder, and the storm—
And the cloud that took the form
(When the rest of Heaven was blue)
Of a demon in my view—

“Alone”
By Edgar Allan Poe

Or if you would rather have it musically

Any other website, I’d leave this alone. But here, I have to point this out. 1 hasn’t been considered a prime number for a while. This video has probably the best explanation I’ve heard for why.

Sure - that’s just what they want you to believe.

Regards,
Shodan

Brontosaurs aren’t brontosaurs, Pluto isn’t a planet, Christopher isn’t a Saint, 1 isn’t a prime number. Why on Earth did I waste my entire youth learning stuff that isn’t so anymore? :smiley:

Somehow I get the feeling this thread is about a crack-head trying to get a fix.

You say that like it’s a bad thing.