Answer the GQ!

Time to play Answer the GQ!

Choose a threadtitle on the current page of General Questions. Answer the question using no more information than is present in the title!

Hmmm. Not today, but check back tomorrow!

**Diet coke makes you put on weight? **
Yes. Drink a pound of Diet Coke and you’ll be one pound heavier. The law of conservation of mass, people.

What is the quickest means of transfering funds online?
Send your account details to me and I’ll take care of everything for you.

Looking for a website.

And you found one – Good work!

Poisoning Someone 100 Years Ago

  1. Acquire vendetta
  2. Acquire poison
  3. Invent time travel…

** Linguists: silent French letters **

How to fix squeaky condoms

Stopping the sound on my AIM
Turn off your speakers.

A question about police asking you to empty your pockets

*Tell them to piss off. *

You Are An Escaped POW in WWII Germany!

Now, how did I get in this mess?

You Are An Escaped POW in WWII Germany!

Great - now where’s the patent office so I can register my time machine?

** Has their ever been a real ‘Scooby Doo’ type crime? **

Yes. It’s called scrappy.

Oh goody! Welcome to my inside voice…

More of a sentence fragment, actually.

The secret identity of the Grammar Nazi will be revealed in this thread!

It really won’t work until your hardwood floor hits rock bottom and wants to change.

Just send them to my PayPal account and I’ll take care of the rest.

Not superior enough, as it turned out.


Can a cop give out two tickets for one offense?

Depends how many want to watch.

It’s a bit large for that application. Try attaching the laser to a shark’s head instead.

**Poisoning Someone 100 Years Ago **

Police are investigating this guy.

Gmail Q
Trust me, you don’t want to know how Gmails A-P ended.

**Advice on buying an external hard drive for my PC **

What is the quickest means of transfering funds online?

Reply to some of that spam email you get.

**How to I plot a curve of a random number distribution? **
What, your parents never let you play with “connect the dots” coloring books as a kid?

What’s the deal with the Zolex Hammer?

Mind your manners, and you won’t find out.

Help me find a legal article online

I’d sure hope you wouldn’t be asking for help finding an illegal article online, or anywhere else, for that matter!

A question for gun owners. (re usage of weapon)