Worth of a car that’s good only for parts?
Probably as much as you can get for the parts.
Spreading dirt mix on my lawn…how much?
Enough.
Computer runs herky-jerky and weird after playing game. Why?
Because you’re trying to do Quake 3 on a Commodore 64?
Pre-loaded winXP: when is Administrator password set?
When the factory makes the CPU, they have a guy set all the Admin passwords to ‘password’.
Why green screens?
Because green’s pretty, dumbass.
How to stop Microsoft Word from underlining xxx@xxx.xxxx phrases?
Call Bill Gates and threaten him.
How’d the bond risk spread do lately?
About as well as a bond risk could, if a bond risk could risk spread. (Yes, I know that doesn’t make any sense.)
Did the ancientGreeks believe that the female didn’t contribute any genetic material?
The unfortunate thing is, many modern Americans believe that.
How do I get varnish smooth and glossy
Try buying the ‘smooth, glossy’ kind of varnish instead of the ‘rough, unfinished’.
Where can I find the proportion of people who are marrying at work?
HR?
Big Bertha made it to outer space?
Hell, even aliens’ve had her now.
Identify this flower?
That’s a cauliflower.
What’s the Greek word for “stupid”?
‘Stupidos’.
Too much booze and limp penis ensues. Why ?
The booze ain’t the problem here, dude.
Why Do My Threads Keep Moving?
They will sit perfectly still if you give them a happy home to begin with.
Moved from IMHO to MPSIMS.
** Where can I find the proportion of people who are marrying at work? **
Ya know, if you actually bothered to turn up to the office one day, you might find out.
Which medical-related school has the least stringent entrance requirements?
Are you certain you don’t want to consider a career in fast food service?
After Doomsday, what is the smallest possible genetically-viable human population?
One woman, in a fertility clinic adjoining a sperm bank.
Help Me Buy Skis
WHAT!? Do I look like I am made out of money. Get a job ski(less)bum, and get off my lawn!
FML
How do I paint a ‘popcorn’ ceiling?
Spray hot butter and garlic salt on it, maybe?
How could any cop (or human) resist this? (huge amount of drug money found)
- The ability to resist temptation. 2) Having the common sense to know you’re going to get caught
Can one ask a sex/medical question if it’s legit?
Sure. Just look in your phone book under Doctors (M.D.)
When did the vampire myth become common “knowledge”?
August 6, 1654. Before then, it was an arcane secret.
Computer Modem Help
Yes. Computer connect to Internet much better with one than not.