Wait, you mean I can actually let these answers out, instead of trapping them in my head so they don’t cause trouble?!? Sweet.
What causes the headache that comes with a hangover?’
That’s your brain working overtime repressing the memories of the previous night.
**Illegal to arrest someone on LSD? **
Yes, but only because of the Police Dept’s strict drug policies. It is legal to arrest someone on Jelly Donuts.
So when does it become an arsenal
When Charleton Heston calls to ask if he can come over and play.
**how can I get my license back? **
Putting saran wrap on your license’s toilet seat is a time honored tradition in prank wars.
**Moss as houseplant (dish garden) **
Seriously, dude, just clean out your refrigerator.
**15 minute “smoking break” required by law? **
Yes, now go buy a pack of Camels.
**Hudson Hawk Subliminal Messages **
Wait, you mean it’s not normal to break out into “Swinging on a Star” in the middle of a staff meeting?
**Medical Term for Reaction to ‘Cuteness’. **
It is the Iwannahugimensqueezeumancallimgeorge syndrome.