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Don’t sell your car!
No, permissive Americans use them too.
Well, if it hits my wife I guess there is loss of consortium.
… and so forth. 
Well, it depends on what the meaning of ‘is’ is.
Try hanging the hostess first.
Not without a demolition permit.
1 mouse, 2 mice, 3 mices?
What, you people are telling me only a couple of people are feeling snarky??
What do you mean you people.
What do you mean you people.
To see if it comes out in seven different colors.
Rocket fuel!
Wait, what part of your body did it touch? I don’t care how long you cook it, I ain’t eating it.
He started going downhill when his wife wrapped a bitching wedge around his noggin, but I don’t know if he’s finished…
I doubt he’d be able to get a good signal in the middle of the Atlantic if he even had a cell phone. Also, you spelled it wrong.
Not at the moment, no.
You’re running into other cars. Stop doing that.
Yes.
We try to call them “Scots” now.
It was found to be effective only on the letter “e”, and even then, not reliably.
Not until it was too late- he’d already bought a crappy Motorola.
8 hours. Any longer than that and it can no longer be called regular. Metro-mucile is the preferred solution for irregular flights.
Is there a Readers’ Digest Version on the Lance Armstrong Doping?
He cheated.
Go to Beacon Hill and turn right.
Probably low morale. Click on your General to rally.
I doubt I could hit him if he was standing still, let alone running away from me.
Your daughter’s making crack. Increase her rent.
Because you only have $300.
In hiding; the buzz on the street is that the FBI’s running a sting operation and they didn’t like the sound of that.
Sure, but I think the nozzle’s on the other side.
You’re obviously already eating too much fat, so that won’t help at all.
Welcome to Porpoise Spit!
As soon as your hand slips off the end, you know your wood’s finished.
Use TimeMachine to go forward in time to see if you were successful in your attempt.
If you post on the Straight Dope, you are indeed a Doper.
The first law of the Samurai: DON’T talk about the Samurai.
I don’t care how crowded your schedule is. Find time to do them separately!
Is that what you kids call it these days?
Omicron Ceti III is nice this time of year.
(thread is down a ways, but it’s still “current” I hope )
Yes, if you were in Armenia you would have avoided it nicely
Well, sure! We don’t want them reproducing willy-nilly!
With ease. There are only 9 letters, and three of them are used twice.
Roll it up in a rug, load it in the back of your car, drive out to the middle of the des–oh, you’re right, that IS a toughie.
Vol. I, Vol. II, Vol. III, etc.