Naval types: What part of the ship is this?
The prow. Duh.
Remind me what happens if I don’t let police search my car?
They do it anyway, only now they’re pissed.
Did doctors really tell pregnant women to smoke?
Yes. They figured it would drum up more business later.
What do penises taste like?
Pretty much the same as any other part of the body.
Do crowns fit?
No, the King of France wore a size 12 crown on his size 8 head, because he couldn’t afford to get it altered.
Watering plants during the day = burning them up? Perhaps you’re confusing water with fire.
Sarcastic answers to GQ questions need not be accurate, only making fun of a question that lays itself open for it. Do not read or submit answers if pregnant or while operating heavy machinery. Void where prohibited. Hi, Mom!
**Could some military folks clear something up for me regarding combat gear? **
Probably. Military folks often know about that kind of thing.
** Details Please - How Do They Make Money on Gift Cards? **
By selling them. What, you think they give them away for free?
**If someone shits in an olympic-size pool, do they have to drain the whole pool? **
That’d be only fair, but realistically, it’s a job for a trained sanitation engineer.
Who was the last Presidential son (child) in the White House?
George W. Bush was the son of George H.W. Bush. D’oh!!
Do unions have any say in what they make?
That’s what collective bargaining is about: they make more per hour with a union contract.
**Did republicans ever put forward an alternative budget with numbers? **
That’s what they usually used. Writing out “Ten billion nine hundred thirty four million seven hundred twenty-eight thousand four hundred and two dollars and thirty-nine cents” every time you mention a monetary amount gets old awful fast!
So…is Cecil Adams really Ed Zotti?
No, they are both fictitious entities created by TubaDiva, Lynn Bodoni, and CKDexterHavn.
Because every time one is opened, the fabric of the universe are stressed just a little more and the Shuggoth demons are that much closer to invading our world and devouring our souls. Why do toddlers toddle?
Because if they slithered, they’d be slitherers. If someone shits in an olympic-size pool, do they have to drain the whole pool?
Of course not. they just freeze it, cut the turd out, then let the rest melt.
**Could some military folks clear something up for me regarding combat gear? **
**Who was the last Presidential son (child) in the White House?
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I betcha a hundred million billon dollars it was George W Bush–he was the son of a President and he was in the White House.
Cable TV in Britain
No, it does not include free porn channels.
Tell me why a timeshare is a bad deal
Because there is a 2 hour property tour included in the price and the tour is strictly necessary at a time when you are on a vacation. Oops… No sarcasm there.
I am out of Hard Drive Space
That’s because you can’t Recycle all of that Trash.
Penetration of 7.62mm ammunition
She won’t feel a thing.
Perhaps you’re confusing water with fire.