(Hope this is allowed here)
**If Hitler’s Speeches Were in British English, What Would They Sound Like? **
They’d be hard to hear because of most of the crowd going “Wass sagt er?”
** I was in a car accident. Is this normal?**
It’s hardly rare, although plenty of people manage to drive safely.
Use for “suicide cables”?
“Killing yourself”
Pilots, why didn’t Air Asia QZ8501 just change altitude?
I believe you’ll find it did, unfortunately.
Are people less likely to get into fisticuffs today?
You wanna come outside and ask that again, bub?
Why don’t we power our mobile devices with petrol engines?
We do. They’re called “cars” and “motorcycles”.
Is Windows 8.1 as awful as everyone says?
“Everyone”? I’ve hardly heard anyone mention it.
Moving into a snowing area. Advice?
Look out for snow. Duh.
Can we talk about Bill Cosby?
Nearly seven hundred posts and counting in just the one thread. Yup, looks like we can all right.
Any experience with knock-off laptop batteries?
Yes. It’s a huge PITA having to clip them back on all the time.
People who open carry, how much police harassment do you put up with?
Damn little, you betcha.
Is anyone looking out for Comet Lovejoy?
Nope, the poor little thing has to take care of itself - all alone and millions of miles from anywhere. 
What’s the deal with people whose voice mail box is always full?
I rang one of them up to ask him, but… :smack:
why are men such big whiny babies when they are sick?
Because they know it looks silly being a big whiny baby when they aren’t.
