Summertime...and the sequential threads are sleazy

Quick bicycle traffic question…
I’m pregnant? What!!!

On the plus side, Traffic Court is now awarding child support.

Y’know, I could really go for 100 Slim Jims about now.
"Ya know, Jane, sometimes the elevator smells like ass."

Cause and effect!!!

**Symbols that have different or no meaning in various cutures

The sad tale of a stupid man with a deformed 100-pound scrotum **

In Japan, having a 100-pound scrotum means you’re a tanuki.

Breakfast Burritos–what’s in yours?
VAGINA. VAGINA. Vaaaaagina.

**I’m pregnant? What!!!
VAGINA. VAGINA. Vaaaaagina. **

Gotta be careful what you let get stuck in there.

Not sleazy but…

What’s in your breakfast burrito?
Borax and Cockroaches

Now we just need to someone to start a “Is Taco Bell as bad as some say?” to round it out.

** The child I put up for adoption 26 years ago has found me.
So, a Dingo did take her baby?**

“A Dingo Was My Foster Mom” - now #356,290 on Amazon’s bestseller list.

**Its not fair. Bad Anal Problems. Penetration Difficulties. Pelvic Bone Pain
Unfortunate incident with a terrible consequence **

**Martin/Zimmerman: humble opinions and speculation thread
Handgun for self-defense? What type and what caliber? **

** I think I’ll buy a raffle ticket

I’m pregnant? What!!!
**

You WIN!

**So last night I found out my wife had an affair
Summertime…and the sequential threads are sleazy
**

Not just the threads, either.

VAGINA, VAGINA,vaaagina…
My son will going in for surgery tomorrow…

nothing but good wishes to WoegSon

** Childhood nostalgia

You are transported through time to prehistory…
**

I’m not THAT old…

**The Sollar (sic) System needs a president? Who knew?
I think I’ll buy a raffle ticket **

Maybe you’ll win the presidency!

Quick bicycle traffic question…
Its not fair. Bad Anal Problems. Penetration Difficulties. Pelvic Bone Pain

Uh, I think you need to replace the bicycle seat.

**Unfortunate incident with a terrible consequence
You are transported through time to prehistory…
What would you have done in this situation? **

I’d apologize profusely to The Doctor and keep my hands off of the TARDIS controls from now on.

**What was this 80s toy?
Opinions on airsoft guns for kids (13)

What’s the wedding night etiquette in an arranged marriage ?
How to download these videos?

Is it bad to frequently turn modern TV’s off and on?
Old Wives Tale - Fact or Fiction? **

From both parties…
**I’m dumping my life and starting a new one. ACK!
I’m pregnant? What!!!
First time dad at 44! **

So it is true about prison…
**ask the person who spent friday and saturday morrning in a cell in a britiish police station
Donated blood… HTLV-positive test results? **

Its not fair. Bad Anal Problems. Penetration Difficulties. Pelvic Bone Pain

Another men’s toilet etiquette thread.

Crap, I came in to post that combo. Except I was going make jokes about Larry King, Betty White, and Regis Philbin.

**Intelligent hubby, but dumb wife

Speaking mutually intelligible languages or not**

So last night I found out my wife is having an affair.

What would you do in this situation?