How would you tell a sweet girl that she has B.O.?
Would you post this FB reply?
How can I get my socially awkward son to learn social skills?
You can’t improve on “luv ya honey but you reek”.
**So last night I found out my wife had an affair
I’m pregnant? What!!! **
StG
**I think my laptop is fried
I met a person today whose first name is Virus. **
**Apollo Astronaut Arrhythmias?
Dying of heart attack is a painful dead?
How public are Wills? **
What should I do with an annoying slinky?
Dear House Centipede on my closet wall
So last night I found out my wife had an affair
Scrotum stuck in toaster oven. Need answer FAST…
I suppose that’s one way to deal with coming home and finding another man in your bed…
Summertime…and the sequential threads are sleazy
Shameless solicitation from a poster (almost) nobody knows!
:p;)
**Why do country/state names that start with “A” end with “A”?
Apollo Astronaut Arrhythmias?
**
I’ve never met anyone from Apollo Astronaut Arrhythmia before. I like how all the initials are "A"s, too.
What Political Correspondant Gets You Going?
Frozen bananas…with the skin.
*Where *do the batteries go in this thing?
Death by armadillo
Dying of heart attack is a painful dead?
Yes, but much less painful than being eaten by armadillos.
How do you say goodbye to someone who’s dying?
Dear House Centipede on my closet wall
That’s actually a pretty good phrasing, assuming the one who’s dying is, in fact, a house centipede on your closet wall.
Poll: If your spouse said “Let’s be monogamish”, would you think about it?
What catch phrases DO you like?
“Let’s get into animal husbandry” - nah, I’ll have to think about it.
the FUCK?!
How do you say goodbye to someone who’s dying?
Very carefully, the way things are going on this board.
Ask the parent of a kid with Down Syndrome
Couple Sues Docs who said Child Wouldn’t Have Down Syndrome
First question; How much did you sue him for?
the FUCK?!
BEARS! Help keep me safe from these godless killing machines.
Calm down, we’re in midtown Manhattan for crying out loud. Take your meds.
**I do not understand how evil walks in the day
BEARS! Help keep me safe from these godless killing machines. **
Bears aren’t evil. Just hungry opportunists.
**Summertime…and the sequential threads are sleazy
the FUCK?! **
We told you they were sleazy! Nobody ever listens…
What would be the negative effects of banning pornography?
Pleistocene Megafauna Rewilding
Naturally. I mean, there’s plenty of porn, and when was the last time you saw a mammoth or sabertooth? That’s hardly a mere coincidence; ever since cavemen started carving and painting naked people, such animals went on a decline. Obvious cause and effect. Get rid of porn, and the next thing you know there’ll be a giant ground sloth sniffing at your door.
Seroquel. Tell me how it is.
Poll: How high can you get?
Knowing someone who takes it; It makes you sleepy, not high.
So if I erase that certain external drive, will that bring the sabretooth tiger back? 'Cause if it just brings back a giant ground squirrel or something, I’m not sure it would be worth it.
It probably depends on what’s on the drive. Vanilla porn would presumably have less power than bondage or tentacle porn.
Dry firing guns. Always bad?
Any gunsmiths in the house?
I told you not to keep dry firing that thing, but nooo… :rolleyes: