I have a rarity, from ATMB:
**Announcing a Doper’s death requires Mod/Admin pre-approval
Rule for zombie ressurection
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** What catch phrases DO you like?
OK, women: buy me some shoes.**
Sorry, but if you say that while shooting craps, they’ll think you’re a wuss.
**Taco Bell Menu Changes…what???
How much garlic is too much? **
Yo quiero breath mint.
What stupid things scarred you emotionally as a child?
Ask The Dermatological Medical Assistant
“Make an appointment with Dr. Bob - plastic surgery for the soul!”
**How do you say goodbye to someone who’s dying?
Lonesome George Dead at 100+
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My apologies to the folks in the first thread, but the combination is odd.
I couldn’t believe my luck when I saw these:
**Time to rehabilitate the swastika, loons proclaim
Long fall for Mel Gibson**
Tentacle porn brings back extinct cephalopods. Or possibly Cthulhu.
**There’s a balrog in my office
My apartment is infested with bedbugs and my landlord won’t do anything.
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…And he won’t do anything about the Balrogs, either!
What’s the most extraordinary thing you’ve posted about yourself?
There’s a balrog in my office
nitpick: you’ve posted an extraordinary thing about your office, not yourself.
What was a herd of swine doing in Israel in Jesus’ day?
Paying Fines
A swine fine.
OK, women: buy me some shoes.
Is my marriage about to explode?
“Who are these strange women, dear, and why are they buying you shoes???!?”
** What percentage of “illegals” fly into this country?
What kind of plane is this?
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Your thoughts on horrible things happening to horrible people
Ask the (former) Bouncer
Yeah, the boss got upset when we tossed that drunk in front of a cement-mixer.
Tired of not getting good sex
“New tires on the rear” law
But are you tired of not getting good sex on the…
** Gender Guesser
VAGINA. VAGINA. Vaaaaagina
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Right all three times!
**Need alternatives to emotional eating
Emotional dependence **
**How Hot Is It Where You Are?
Colorado is on Fire!**
Colorado wins.
**All you Zimmerman-lovers in the Great Debates thread are…
Food Fadists - STFU
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Yeah, I totally stalk people who eat unfashionable food like Skittles.
Not so fast there sparky. One of those volcano states could still pull out a hail mary lava flow and go for the gold.
What’s the nerdiest thing about you?
I like fake tits better than real ones!