(The last one was three months old…)
Was it really better “Back in the day?”
Ever get “the strap” in school.
sigh. Those were the days! 
** Hetero anal sex: depth
Is there an easy way to size an alien creature from a photo?
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Need Answer Fast!
**Ladies: Are Your Intimate Areas the Whitest They Can Be?
Belt sander issue **
Ouch.
**My new cell phone was stolen yesturday. I’m an idiot.
How does THAT even happen?! **
** How shocking would the biggest gov’t secret be?
Nothing is boyond our reach!
**
Sadly, this is probably true.
Except for proper spelling.
Question about dark energy
When is it appropriate to be scared of turbulence on a commercial flight?
“Hi, folks, this is your captain speaking. We’re encountering some heightened levels of the unknown yet fundamental force which shapes the very cosmos. As a routine precaution, I’ve turned on the ‘fasten seatbelt’ sign and at this time we’re asking all passengers to remain in their seats with their seatbelts securely fastened. We apologize for the inconvenience, and thank you again for flying Pan-Galactic Spaceways.”
Things you didn’t know were real until you were an adult
People eating Tide pods
What’s your greatest Thrift Store find?
Children on medical marijuana
** Is there an easy way to size an alien creature from a photo?
Cockney Rhyming Slang Rules?**
Eh wot, the little git
E’s from another planet. Shit!
Next up - extraterrestrial Cockney haiku.
Funny Christmas pet stories?
Man commits suicide after girlfriend insists on more shopping
No, you can’t have that doggie in the window!
GAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
**Hallmarks of a gentleman
Domestic violence **
Fail.
Man commits suicide after girlfriend insists on more shopping
**7.5 Million in Bitcoins buried in landfill.
Nothing is boyond our reach! **
At least someone is staying positive.
**Anyone made a friend using an online service?
How does THAT even happen?!
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**For Sale: Cheap iPhone 5/iPhone 5s/ iPhone 5c/ New iPad Air Unlocked Hot deal
My new cell phone was stolen yesturday. I’m an idiot.**
Cause follows effect.
**14 Things You Should Never Say to a Gay Man
Ladies: Are Your Intimate Areas the Whitest They Can Be? **
**Who are the least plausible fictional Presidents?
The California Raisins; The Noid; Speedy **
** Why is tree bark brown?
Hetero anal sex: depth
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**So I’m moving to Baltimore from Seattle
Is this a crime? **
Not as far as I know.
** If you had to start your own business, it would be…
Montblanc ink refills **
Financial independence is guaranteed, I’ve got the only franchise on the block!