"Ladies: Are Your Intimate Areas the Whitest They Can Be?"
"How does THAT even happen?!"
"Schick Personal Touch razor discontinued"
…I wonder if they still show that Santa-Norelco commercial where he shaves snow while bellowing, “Ho ho ho!”
I’m going to be a first time Grandma-To twin boys!
How does THAT even happen?!
**Why has religious belief eroded in Europe but not the United States?
Jimmy Carr - The King of Comebacks **
Filling Euopean Pulpits with edgy standup comedians was probably a mistake.
**Who are the least plausible fictional Presidents?
Obama shakes hands with Raul Castro. So what? **
**Industries pricing themselves out of the market
Congressman gets swindled out of $18 million **
'nuff said.
**water pump system, stuck on hose sizes
Hetero anal sex: depth **
Um… no comment.
** The most disgusting non-food thing you or your child have eaten
Impromptu pet toys that weren’t meant to be pet toys**
You mean that wasn’t a chocolate mouse? :eek:
Uranus makes me uncomfortable
14 Things You Should Never Say to a Gay Man
:dubious:
Why is my tongue swollen?
Is this a crime?
The funny injuries thread.
Um…
How do you pronounce Monticello?
Montblanc ink refills
I’m pretty sure that’s wrong.
**Stupid things you do all the freakin’ time
7.5 Million in Bitcoins buried in landfill. **
Not again!
Hetero anal sex: depth
Uranus makes me uncomfortable
I’m feeling uncomfortable.
Separated by two:
**14 Things You Should Never Say to a Gay Man
Uranus makes me uncomfortable
**
** The Most Disgraceful Thing You’ve Ever Seen (Especially in Public)
Do you live in or know anyone that lives in a Sears Catalog Home?**
Yeah, everyone in town does drive-by shamings but they never seem to notice.
** Poll: Question for women who use locker rooms
What do you want done with your body when you die?**
No, Brenda, we cannot have you stuffed, mounted and suspended over the ellipticals. It’ll discourage our other members.
**Do you support relationships with big age gaps?
help naming a bed & breakfast **
The Humbert Humbert Inn?
(Hey, in any case, I’m sure there’s a market.)
**Congressman gets swindled out of $18 million
Uranus makes me uncomfortable **
** Did your mods tell you Shodan was real?
Did your parents tell you Santeria was real when you were a kid?
Did your parents tell you that the Santa Anas were real?
Did your parents tell you Satanta was real when you were little?
Did your parents make you wear Satin when you were little?
Did your parents tell you seitan was real when you were little?
Did Your Parents Tell you Santa Ana was Real when you were a Kid?**
Did the moderators promise you that one day soon, all this would stop?
How Did People Hunt Mammoth?
Caveman Pornography
“Thag, you paint picture of lady mammoth. Then Og and Grok hide behind rock with big spears, wait for horny mammoth to show up.”
**No sympathy for you, people who keep getting suckered by internet schlock
Lawyer Suckered into Nigerian Scam - Loses License.
**
'Specially not if they’re lawyers