Sequential threads, a moment of your time...

English Football, how’s your team doing?
'cuse me while I wallow in self pity

That good, huh? :smiley:

Dying without dignity…with a twist
Neighbors having incredible sex! - - In my living room.

“Would you keep it down a bit, I’m trying to die here… ah, f’geddit… *****”

** “Look Mommy! I see a big penis in the sky!”

Apparently I’m a slut…
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**Disgusting tale of woman’s unsucessful search for emergency contraception
Oh My God, Wash Your Hands! **

Ewww… :eek:

**Where does the jism go?

Measuring drink volumes in centiliters
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Double Eww!

**Why do these poor Ornithologists have so much problem taking a picture?
“Look Mommy! I see a big penis in the sky!” **

“Doper parents, how did you decide when to have children?”

“Ask the guy who works with marine mammals”

Those consecutive made me giggle, but it’s late for me, and I might just be tired…

A new reason to wear earmuffs when you go to sleep at night…
"Look Mommy! I see a big penis in the sky!"

From the front page:

How do you feel about…
Home-cooked hamburgers

They’re all right, I guess.

GQ:
**viagra
Are ‘open the box’ newspaper vending machines really common in the US?
**Yes, and now they are popular even with those over 60!

**What are your thoughts on cuddle parties?

Creating mixed groups

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Yeah, I suppose they would

** Ladies… Um, well this is just TMI come inside if you dare…

Are You A Blusher?

What things have you stuck up your nose as a child? **

** How do cat owners sleep at night?

What are your thoughts on cuddle parties?

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Have you cuddled your cat tonight?

**How do cat owners sleep at night?

Gastric Bypass Surgery
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More restful and refreshing than having a kitten suck on your ear!

** Disgusting tale of woman’s unsucessful search for emergency contraception Jesus fucking Christ!
Bill Clinton Has a Hissy fit! **

Snakes – Lotsa snakes – in a House

Surreal Moments thanks to aging parents

**NYC to ban trans fats??

The last donut **

**What are your thoughts on cuddle parties?

Atheists/Agnostics: Would you join an Atheist Social Club?
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But who do they call if they have so good a time that they orgasm?

**Another “things that aren’t meant to, but sound dirty” thread
Snakes – Lotsa snakes – in a House **

Lotsa snakes been in that house, if you know what I mean!

Ok, I do have a dirty mind.

IMHO:

** Why won’t you tell us where you’re from?
Is a PO box such a mystery? **