FINALLY! A new Sequential Threads thread!

Would you turn in your significant other for a crime?
When do you leave you house in the morning and when do you return?

My wife wants to know.

I’m a Baby of the Atomic Bomb — and So Are You
Why are middle-aged white Americans dying/killing themselves?

Radiation poisoning?

Universal Health Care in Colorado!
They changed my granola bar

But… But they said if we liked our existing healthy(-ish) snack, we could keep it! :mad:

** Trudeau’s Cabinet
Anyone seen this sort of chronic procrastination behaviour before? **

If it keeps on like this, Trudeau’s Kitchen won’t ever be done!

**More Shodan Training Issues (from Leet the Wonder Dog)

This Doesn’t Sound Good, Does It? **

We’re both bi and we want to add another man in the mix
So, I got laid off today…

Maybe a Threesome will help make you feel better.

Things you know that it never occurred to you others wouldn’t know…
When do you leave you house in the morning and when do you return?

You mean to say the rest of you don’t follow my every move with breathless anticipation?

** It’s Edmund Fitzgerald Day

Gale Force Winds - A Blustery MMP **

Positive Gun News of the Day
I’m getting married!

Was a shotgun involved?

What are the words to “Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts.”
Pure random silliness thread?

That’s a good start.

** SSDs and motherboards
Racial/ Other Insensivity based on mistaking a name - can this be discussed thoughtfully?**

No, I did not call you a motherf****r with STDs!

But after thoughtful consideration…

** If I put this uranium ore down my underpants what would happen?

New type of popup, and how to block it **

Positive Gun News of the Day
Universal Health Care in Colorado!

WOOHOO! Now you don’t have to care where the bullets go!

Homeschool family not educating kids expecting rapture: what should happen in court?
I dont understand religion…

WTF is going to Hit the Earth within a month(?)
New Cat

Some people suspect that cats are aliens.

** It’s Edmund Fitzgerald Day
I’m getting married! **

“Fellas, it’s been good to know ya.”

The Ethics of Zoos
I dont understand religion…

Oh, I’m sorry. I thought you said ‘The Ethics of Zeus’.

Scores killed in explosions and shootout in Paris. Hostages being held.
Christmas, Jesus and God are doomed…

Well no, but maybe Ramadan.

** If I put this uranium ore down my underpants what would happen?
Various causes of death–enumerating**

If There Were Intelligent Life on Mars
The Ethics of Zoos

“…the majestic silverback gorilla. Now in this next cage we have one of the very few specimens of Homunculus viridis Martianis in captivity. Careful! Don’t get too close to the force-field!”