**I dont understand religion…
Paris is Burning **
Me neither
** Betamax, you leave us too soon
We’re both bi and we want to add another man in the mix **
since Betamax left us
Why didn’t my brother die from touching a HV capacitor with a knife?
Death in the home
** Third world war
“Allahu Akbar”**
Worst responses to Paris Terrorist Attacks
**Welcome to hell Jihadi John, please take a seat on the nearest burner. **
**14 Day for Revenge - a novel
“Allahu Akbar”
**
Prehistoric Creature Day! Take your dinos out!
Universal Health Care in Colorado!
“I’m not taking its temperature. You take its temperature.”
Things you know that it never occurred to you others wouldn’t know…
I have seven doormen. How many of them should I tip?
Dude. Everyone knows the answer to that one! 
**What did President Ford give President Nixon a pardon for?
Measuring “Horizontal Illuminance”
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… in public
Worst responses to Paris Terrorist Attacks
"Allahu Akbar"
** Poll: Your GF/Wife passes out during mid coitus: D you finish?
Of course Camille Cosby stayed… Is there any surprise there?**
**Interesting encounter this morning (crazy homeless guy)
It’s a small small world. Running into ex’s at your Job. **
And then you’re reminded of why you dumped them.
** Interesting encounter this morning (crazy homeless guy)
Congrats to my dogs!**
I’d like to see him come round here again. Sic 'em!
** Christmas, Jesus and God are doomed…
“Allahu Akbar” **
** Welcome to hell Jihadi John, please take a seat on the nearest burner.
You know, we should chat about global warming **
** Utah Judge Takes Child From Lesbian Foster Parents
Christmas in November **
Cut the sarcasm.
** Positive Gun News of the Day
My father died today. I’m not in mourning. **
Just the facts, ma’am.
**Kneed Advice
Poll: Would you shoot out three people’s knee caps to save a loved one’s life? **
Kneed answer fast?
** Suggestions for witty sayings on retirement part(y) cake
Too funny. No one to give ticket to.**
Never ask the Szechuan Palace to make the retirement party cake.
Some ideas on defeating ISIS
An idea on how to defeat ISIS. Simple or simple minded?
Islam is not going away
OK. so what’s your idea, then?