Sequential Threads: Now with more cowbell!

And two cats who can’t abide one another shall lie down together…
Happy Spay Day!

(Awww, I was half-expecting the next Sequential threads thread to be an “Ask the” theme … :slight_smile: )

**Whatcha listening to lately?
A Fart Thread.
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**How long has it been since…
It looks all weird outside!
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** The scariest thing you can think of
Sequential Threads: Now with more cowbell!
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Dogs are superior to cats.
Hooray for Autocorrect

But the first statement isn’t fixed…

** Dogs are superior to cats.
And two cats who can’t abide one another shall lie down together…
The scariest thing you can think of **

Jimi Hendrix Was Murdered
The case against Mother Teresa

Severe dilution in funding recommended for British homeopathy
This literally drives me crazy:

Great Idea of the Day!
The scariest thing you can think of

The scariest thing you can think of
Landing at the old Kai Tak Airport (633squadron, take note)

**What’s a “Mexican tune-up”?
My car got broken into and some stuff was stolen.
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Lame, face-saving euphemisms
The Death of the Adverb

“I hear his wife divorced him because his adverb kept dying on her, if you know what I mean.” :wink:

I made two enemies at the pool.
I had no idea boobs could do that.

**Parents: did you figure out the conception date of your child/children?
Battles your parents won’t give up on. **

Actions that have negative consequences, but you do them anyway.
Welsh, Cornish, Irish, Scottish, and Manx Dopers: how important is Celtic language revival to you?

Lying Whore Charged with Murder
Hol-eeee Crap!! School Suspends Student…After Spying on Him

Another lady teacher boy student tryst. The teacher killed her husband in front of the school computer.

I guess students don’t like me (long-ish)
Okay, Nobody Likes a Burglar, but this is a Bit Much…

God help me, I laughed

I’m going to hell …

I made two enemies at the pool.
Gym + ipod…who knew?

Do they hate you because you made fun of their names?

Utah law to criminalize miscarriages
"I told you so!"

OK, OK, you don’t have to gloat about it.

What’s the least important thing that you’re really, really good at?
Lame, face-saving euphemisms

…though I’ll thank you to refer to me as a “Connoisseur of Semantic Designation.”

We can keep each other company. :smiley:

The scariest thing you can think of
Well, I’m a Grandpa!

It might not top my list, but it’s definitely up there.