**Moving on after losing your great dog
I couldn’t hold out any longer. I got another dog. **
Mass hysteria in central America
There’s a whale in the harbor!
“La ballena! La ballena! Oh, God, we’re doomed! Run for your lives! Take the children and get as far inland as you can! La ballena!”
**Quick! I have Elephant Garlic! What should I do with it?
I Inherited a Roasting Pan - What Do I Do With It? **
You always could try roasting the garlic in the pan.
**Shooting at school in Southern Germany
My Fiancee Just Shot Herself In The Face [TMI] **
Ewwww…
** Bristol and Levi break up!
So, your baby is a demon. Literally. Now What?
**
You break up
**What are your real-life catch phrases?
My Fiancee Just Shot Herself in the Face[TMI]**
That’s an… unusual… catch phrase.
This one from GQ is funny to me:
**Are There Any Nomads Left?
Can someone explain monads to me like I’m an idiot?**
Okay, idiot, first off it’s “nomads.”
Vampires and…
SD Job Seekers Support Group
But does the combined support group have any unemployed Doper vampires?
What’s the worst predicament your pet has gotten into?
Drinking in the dorms
**Weirdest/most interesting school assignment
Drinking in the dorms**
Threads you were going to start but decided not to
My Fiancee Just Shot Herself In The Face [TMI]
Really, you should have stopped at “decided not to.” Ewww. (I do love a good TMI thread, though.)
**Secret messages to your SO…
Your SO is asleep… now what? **
Next time, don’t make the message so boring.
New Posts:
** Things NOT to say or ask in company.
Goddamnit, you fucking idiots. Can’t you leave ONE piece of pristine forest alone?!**
Well, yeah, that’s pretty rude.
Your SO is asleep… now what?
Things NOT to say or ask in company.
Okay, so maybe I just have a dirty mind…
** Your SO is asleep… now what?
Testicle Wrench
**
Oh, that’s just cruel. And an invitation to payback.
**And so my aunt takes another downward turn.
Shooting at school in Southern Germany
**
Turned to a life of crime? 
**I’ve Been Hit By a Drunk Driver
On this date: Life sucked **
Yup, I guess it would.
**What’s Tucker Carlson trying to do?
Freezing chicken?**
**It’s the SDMB Weight Loss Thread for March!
So, does that mean you’re not buying lunch? **
**HELP! Baby Crying.
Forgetting an infant in a car **
:eek:
Possibly the most clever license plate ever…
I’ve Been Hit By a Drunk Driver