Son of Sequential Threads, Part II, From Space

this scam is so pathetic I can’t even pit it
HELP! Baby Crying.

Ah yes, the old Nigerian crying baby scam.

** Things NOT to say or ask in company.
Does your pet have superpowers? **

**Things NOT to say or ask in company

The company that built my PC don’t know how to build PCs**

**What happened to the Phalanx?

What happened to Chariots? **

Same thing that happened to the Phalanx.

Funny Little Brainfarts
Forgetting an infant in a car

New Posts:

**Parents What Do You Do About…
Forgetting an infant in a car **

**Cabbage for my co-workers-- what have I done?

Looks like I’m headed back to the hospital**

:eek:

**There’s Rioting in Our Streets
children and cars
**

The cars are rioting too, or…there’s rioting about children and cars or…

Cafe Society:

"Lie to me"
From This Group, Who Is Your Favorite Guitarist?

“Oh, hey, YOU are totally my favorite guitarist. Dude, you are like way better than Hendrix or Clapton.”

What happened to the Phalanx?
They shoot ducks dont they?

Um, no.

Do you own a cork screw?
Uvula Piercings

**Things people do with food that annoy you
Restaurant sabotage **

Yes, that would definately annoy me.

**Does your pet have superpowers?

Genetically engineered “dinochicken” proposed
**
Here, Rex!

CLUCK!

Jay Leno being a REALLY nice guy
President Obama will be on the Tonight Show Thursday

He probably is a really nice guy, but I think the reason he’s having Obama on the program is for the ratings.

And today’s good news from the mailbox…
Kittens?

Someone breaks into your house with intent to do you harm. What are they met with?
UFO Hunters On History

And thus no one gets hurt, as the fleeing perps’ terrified screams will attest.

**Someone breaks into your house with intent to do you harm. What are they met with?

Bad tippers**

Well, as it happens, if someone breaks into my home, I’m not tipping them AT ALL.
**What job could you not do/where could you never work?

Running with dogs **

Eh, not much of a market for it anyway.

Kittens?
Obama steps in it again

**Things you wanted like crazy as a kid but do not care about as an adult
Kittens? **

No, I’m still crazy about kittens.

**Popular Bands With Both Men AND Women
Getting Their Kirk On
**

Uhm, is that a euphemism for the band members sleeping together?