**Have you ever bribed anyone?
Ever Had a Bribe Attempt Backfire?
Bad tippers.
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Share your stupid coworker stories
Quantum Leap into George W. Bush’s body on 9-11-01
Tough to beat that level of stupidity, I admit.
**My Daughter’s a Peacemaker
Testicle Wrench **
That’s not really a very nice way to settle someone down though.
I kissed a girl and I liked it
Things you wanted as a kid and now have as an adult
Well, good for you.
**Looks like I’m headed back to the hospital…
Kittens? **
Yeah, they’re more dangerous than they look.
In Cafe Society, the following triplet:
Give a gay spin to a classic story
Hot naked gay pâtisseres and cake: Antique Bakery movie is awesome!
What food have you recently perfected.
Full disclosure: the middle thread is mine. The placement, however, is an Act of God.
or the hampsters being frisky
Unique things you’d do with unlimited money
Ever Had a Bribe Attempt Backfire?
Dang, I can’t think of anything witty to say about those two thread titles.
I kissed a girl and I liked it
Help me over-analyze this dating situation (Am I in the Friend Zone?)
You two kissed, and you’re still wondering?
Do Y’all Know…
I kissed a girl and I liked it
Well we know now!
**So what else did I miss about ASOIAF?
Heavy Metal and Vikings **
Funny, I don’t remember any Vikings in A Game of Thrones.
**Regional Liquid Refreshment
I’ve Been Hit By a Drunk Driver **
**What makes murderers think they’re smarter than police detectives?
Bringing out the dead
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**Help me design the universally offensive MRE menu.
Kittens?
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That’d do it.
Try Puppies, too.
**Can two live chicks emerge from one egg?
How did Grover Cleveland do it?
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He had an Extra-Large egg, with room for both Grovers in it – one for each term. But the first one died at the end of his term.
**Buttercream or other frosting needed!
Bring Me Your Cream Cheese
**
Ah, yes – Cream Cheese Icing is excellent!
(Seriously, I’d have written in about it, but the OP of the first thread says they’ve done it already.
Global Climate Change: AGW disproven
Global Climate Change: Mitigation vs Adaption.
I’m getting mixed signals here.
**Someone breaks into your house with intent to do you harm. What are they met with?
Home Renovation Question **
You know, there’s such a thing as being too focused on what you are doing.
**Think I’m getting addicted
Pink Elephant **
No, no, no. Seeing pink elephants means you’re high, not necessarily addicted. Different things.
Unless you’re talking about addiction to the new designer drug Pink Elephant that is.
**Undo
Kittens?**
By spaying the mother cat.
Kittens?
Yeargh, I can’t close my computer case!
How many do you have stuffed in there?
**small rural town drops off the map- plausible?
What happened to Nicolas Cage
**
It’s plausible that he dropped off the map.
**Every person of the opposite gender drops dead. Would you become homosexual?
Did I get screwed on new tires?
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And what sex was that person?
Sorry, it’s silly, but it struck me as funny.
**Share your memorable restroom stories
Ever get the urge to deface or destroy religious propoganda in a public place? **
Had i not recognized the cross
I might have failed to know the boss,
I thought, lord, you look neglected and alone.
I picked it up with lovin’ care,
I wondered who had placed it there,
When l saw there was no paper on the roll.
I said, lord, what would you do
If you were me and i was you,
Take a chance, save your pants or your soul?
**What do prisoners falsely accused (and exonerated) get in recompense?
Dr. Phil?
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Let’s talk about how you feel right now…