Son of Sequential Threads, Part II, From Space

**My mom, the porn actress, and dad, the cowboy extra

Thar she blows! **

My inner juvenile is snickering.

**Where does the “egyptian walk” come from?
Footwear recycling **

**“That Shit Don’t Float”
Those paper butt gasket things **

New Posts:

**Did I get screwed on new…
60-foot penis **

**Just some stuff I’m curious about…

Little bunny foo foo

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Me, too. But not curious enough to actually try and find out.

**Little bunny foo foo

60-foot penis
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Not so little any more

**Little bunny foo foo

Found A Peanut

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Two Campfire Songs That Go Well Together!

**When was your first time?

60-foot penis **
:eek:

**So, my mother turned 86 today

5 years sober
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I am SO going to Hell for this one, but I couldn’t resist.

Sober since 81, then?

**60-foot penis
Sigh, there is a law against everything **

**Walmart’s is sold out of Prozac
Little bunny foo foo **

So you switched to something stronger ?
**I will never have a routine mammogram again
60-foot penis **

Lady - NOTHING that involves a 60 foot penis is “routine”.
**Is It Becoming Socially Acceptable To Say You Are Not Religious?
Pipe Dreams **

Yup, that’s all it is.

You want a divorce? I’ll behead you.
Guess I have to take the good with the bad.

Imagine that the first first line is said by the husband, and the second line is said by the wife. :smiley:

**Things you didn’t know about…you
I have confidence **

Spreadable Poison
What makes murderers think they’re smarter than police detectives?

So do you know where your kids were “made”
Go to first new post Alexander Hamilton DIDN’T Fire???

Who the hell names his wang “Alexander”?

**WTF COP? Gonna just follow me as long as you want?
A Mild Pitting of The Tao’s Revenge
Guess I have to take the good with the bad. **

I’m a cop, who follows people, but sometimes it works out good.

**Oddest fetish site I’ve run across
Defrosting a fridge (in a manly way) **

I’m not sure how that would work. Wouldn’t the fridge end up all sticky ? And it would take forever.
**My mom, the porn actress, and dad, the cowboy extra
Walmart’s is sold out of Prozac **

Too bad, sounds like you need it.

**I gave up a free college education to become homeless… am I crazy?
I are a moran **

Travel on the cheap
How difficult would it be for a complete beginner to sail to Tahiti?

I are a moran
I bought an Apple product.

Someday, when you’re smarter, you’ll only stick to Windows.