**The scariest thing you can think of
How long has it been since…
Dinner at the James Beard House, NYC **
My God, it’s been ten years! :eek:
Well, my new cockatiel is already injured.
WTF, cats?!?
Fun Things to Build in Your Spare Time?
Jet packs! Get your jet packs here!
Homemade jet packs! For people who find commercially-built jet packs to be insufficiently dangerous!
Leading Sunni party to boycott Iraqi election
The Republican Obstructionist Tactic
So, the Republican party is now outsourcing obstructionism to other countries. Interesting.
When have you been just utterly incapacitated by laughter?
1972 Munich Olympics and The Planet of the Apes
That’s a pretty f’ed up sense of humor right there.
What kind of person is a Navy person?
Gay Syrian Car Salesman
Really.
Recommend a movie made since 2000 that you think most people haven’t seen.
The two sides of aluminum foil
Wow, not even IMDB has heard of this one.
For all those people who wanted a real fillibuster
Why not abolish the Senatorial filibuster?
Yeah, of course…wait, what?
The basic gist of your national anthem
Fukeneh ! Go Canada Go
I’m getting $830,000 from the United Nations “Global Relief Agency”- Whatever shall I spend it on?
Stupid Things You Tell Your Kids To Get Rid Of Them.
Ask the child of money
Well, that kind of backfired.
I feel old.
I had no idea boobs could do that
I suppose the ravages of age are inevitable.
Co-Worker Gets Surprise: $1,600,000 Deposited Into His Account!
I’m getting $830,000 from the United Nations “Global Relief Agency”- Whatever shall I spend it on?
Wow, you two are lucky. I wish I had that kind of luck.
**When have you been just utterly incapacitated by laughter?
Dad in hospital. **
Now that’s just mean.
**The hardest thing I have ever had to write.
2010 Olympics Closing Ceremonies **
You wrote it all by yourself? That’s pretty impressive.
What’s the worst way to go?
Going to Spain! (tips, suggestions, etc. appreciated)
The worse way? Put yourself in a box and mail yourself there. Make sure you have air holes though.
Battles your parents won’t give up on
How can I get my son to EAT?
What’s in your “Room 101”?
Your own conception
From my “subscribed threads” page:
A Straight Dope Murder Mystery. Part 4.
The Celebrity Death Pool 2010
What’s the worst way to go?
I sense a theme.
Overheard in the break-room…
Co-Worker Gets Surprise: $1,600,000 Deposited Into His Account!
Add this to the list of ways I do not want to go
WTF, cats?!?
**My boyfriend had to admit to me that he was right
I’ll take Self-Delusion for 400, Alex.
**
Yeah, he “admitted” you were “right”.
** What’s wrong with my la(w)nmower?
Are there any other gods that died for me?**
Well, I tried praying to Toaster God and Lord of the Microwaves and nothing happened, so that can’t be a good sign.